Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
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