well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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