Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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