watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Operation Purity has been aborted
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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