Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Someone came in the potted fern
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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