with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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