If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
Randomize
