I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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