Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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