Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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