Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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