Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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