I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Help. Why am I so naked?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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