i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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