I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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