insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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