Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I want her autograph on my taint
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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