these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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