i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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