brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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