drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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