he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Come share oat with me in your robe
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