i don't plan on having that self control this summer
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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