i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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