I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
she peed on how many people?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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