yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
please don't ironically join a cult
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