we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
two words...techno handjob
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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