Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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