kristin has been a bad kristin
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Boobs speak an international language.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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