I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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