I want to make a zoo with you.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
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Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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