we're chasing vodka with high fives
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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