What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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