I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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