That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Two words: nipple clamps
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