party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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