8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
he thought i was a dude.
if only i could text you this smell
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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