I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Randomize
