No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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