dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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