Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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