thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Randomize
