Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
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