How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
