We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
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