That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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