im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He felt like a one man threesome
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
