Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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