if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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