I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Holy shit dude........stairs
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